Phone Message

I answer the phone;
A pre-recorded message…
press 1 for this… press 2 for that…
press 3… press 4… but
none of these apply
and there is no number to press
to speak to a real person!

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Sausages

And now the second missing post:

Why do I bother?
Whenever I ask my other half
what he fancies for dinner
the answer I get is always the same —
sausages!

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